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Donations Ah the dreaded donations page wherein one asks for the money! There are a lot of theories on asking for money and the best way to go about it. My theory is to just ask for the money and let it go at that.
With that in mind, I will not threaten to do away with these bunnies if
you do not I think we both know by now that Pallotta TeamWorks, who organizes and runs this event, would have me in a special holding facility for threatening people and small animals in order to meet my pledge amount. So let me just list off the basic facts of donating to this worthy cause:
Again, the bunnies are safe, they will not be taking the escalator upstairs if you don't get involved. But I hope you will get involved and donate by one of these means:
In the event you do donate, send me an e-mail with your name and the amount and I will send you a personal, snail mail thank you (I will need your address) and add you to my list of donors (only if you so wish.) I am most willing to be unabashedly effusive in my thanks and have a high command of complimentary adjectives which I will utilize on your behalf. If you don't donate, that is all right. Really. Maybe down the line you will. Perhaps someone you know will receive the diagnosis of breast cancer and that will spur you on. Or maybe you are throwing your money at Parkinson's research or sending it to the American Lung Association - if so, I applaud you. I merely want to thank you for considering a donation - that is all I ask.
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